Thursday, February 14, 2013

Curious Happenings


WARNING
This post has been blocked from VAPR Receptacles on PRS. If your VAPR Receptacle is connected to PRS, please disconnect, then connect to PUS.


The affair is finally over. A long lost relative of the Brilbees was located in Spain, and it has been decided that the workhouse legally belongs to him. I admit, that the whole thing seemed almost comical, but I swear to God that one has never lived until they have seen a judge bury his face in his hands as the jury raises Hell over how none of them know how to speak Spanish. I could tell by the end of the hearing that everyone was satisfied that a resolution had been reached, though annoyed by the imminent language barrier they would face.

I paid my respects to the late Mr. Brilbee this afternoon, after the final hearing ended. I felt saddened by this, as I realised that I never really knew the man quite well. Such is life and death, though. One never has all the time to meet and become acquainted with all the people they want to.

Two unexpected things happened to me, Tonight. The first, happened when I entered the pub. I walked in as I always do, expecting nothing unusual. But without warning, quite suddenly, everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me. There was a moment of terrible silence, as if they were seeing something otherworldly in me. Paranoia has been running high since the shooting on my street, but I have been to the pub several times since that event. I knew not what might be the catalyst of this reaction.

I waited for any reaction, any at all. I simply did not feel comfortable sitting down as the eyes of the room were on me. Finally, sound began in one corner of the room: Clapping. In the same amount of time the room had taken to silence, it was suddenly filled with the joyous sound. The bartender (who I should mention, by the way, is named Jim,) hailed me over with a filled glass. 

The reason for this warm welcome? Apparently, word had gotten around that the 
"Brilbee Hearings" had finally come to an end. I have not read a paper in days, but the afternoon edition today had small announcement about it. And since these hearings had become famous around London for its tediousness, and I am a known frequenter of this particular pub, everyone decided that I deserved a round of applause for - as Jim put it - not blowing my brains out from boredom.

It was a strangely fitting end for the whole situation. I ate, drank, made merry, and generally forgot about the whole affair. It was also most refreshing, to say the least.

If only the day could have ended there, I would have been the happiest man in the British Empire. However, things took a strange turn after that. In fact, I am still uneasy about the whole thing, as it happened less than an hour ago. I will try to reconstruct the events to the best of abilities.

I left the pub. Everyone inside was wishing me a good night, and congratulating me on my "accomplishment". The night was cold, and I could see my breath in front of my face. I had barely stepped onto the sidewalk when suddenly, a man ran out from the alley opposite to me. I thought of it as nothing more than a vagrant, on the run from a constable. I decided that I had better not get involved, so I made for home.

Only, I was not fast enough. I felt a hand grasp my shoulder, and I turned around instinctively. I was greeted by the sight of Yates, the man who I had asked about the tall man. He looked panicked and flustered, and was not wearing a coat or vest. I guessed that he had left his home in a hurry.

"Marker! You have to help me!" he gasped, breathlessly. "I saw something I shouldn't have!"
"Slow down, my good man," I said, putting both of my hands on his shoulders. "First, let's get you into the pub. You need to warm up! What the Devil are you doing, dressed like that in this weather?"
"You bleeding fool!" he sputtered, shaking off my grip. "You don't understand; they're everywhere! I can't go in there!"
"What? Who?" I said, now becoming quite confused. "I can assure you that-"
"No, no, no! Get me to your home! Maybe they won't follow- Oh, Lord!"

Yates' expression changed from terrified and angry, to terrified and helpless. He looked passed me, to a point somewhere to my south. I turned to see what Yates saw. There, barely two metres from where I stood was the tall man. He carried an umbrella under his left arm, and in the light of the gas lamps, I could see his face clearer then I had before. It was that of an older man, grizzled and pale. Other details were still obscured by the low light, however. I heard the sound of shoes on pavement, and turned to see that Yates was running toward another alley.

"I say!" I called after him. "Where are you going?!"

I could tell that he had no intention of answering me. He ran like a man possessed. I turned back for an instant to see that the tall man had raised his free arm. He snapped his fingers, and I heard a sickening crack from behind me. I turned back to where Yates had been an instant before to see him sprawled across the sidewalk.

It took a moment to register that there was someone else standing above him. You can imagine the shock I felt when I realised that it was a man of similar height and dress to the one behind me. He also carried an umbrella, and from the position he held it in, like a cricket bat, I could tell that it must have been the weapon with which he had struck Yates.

Yates groaned, trying to get up. The man in the black coat grabbed him by the right shoulder, and hoisted him to his feet. Yates offered no resistance. I turned back to the first man, saying, "I say, what in God's name in going on here?"

"There is nothing to see, here," he responded in a deep, cold voice. "Return to your home."

"My good sir, I happen to know the man your friend has just struck," I persisted. "May I inquire as to why you must treat him in such a way. Has he done something of an illicit nature?"

"That is of no concern to you," he said. "Return to your home."

"I'm afraid that it is," I said, growing impatient. "What are you going to do with him?"

"Sir, you need not worry about your... friend," said a new voice. It was high and cold. I turned to see it was the second man. He was younger than the first, and had blonde hair that fell from under his top hat. "He is in safe hands. We will not harm him."

With that, the two men made off through the alley which Yates had ran out of when I first saw him. I was far from reassured by the tall man's words, but what could I do? I returned to my apartment, and tried to fathom what had just occurred. I was confused, and, quite frankly, scared out of my wits. Typing this has helped a great deal, but I still have no Godly idea of what I have witnessed.

Obviously, Yates did something to make the two men angry with him in some way. Perhaps they were members of a gang? Undercover police? Multiple theories came to me, but none made sense. 

Perhaps some of you have an idea of what might be going on? I know that next to no one reads my journal, but it would be appreciated if someone could help me understand this.

I'll work on getting rid of that warning on the top of the page.

 J.T. Marker

Sunday, February 10, 2013

WARNING
This post has been blocked from VAPR Receptacles on PRS. If your VAPR Receptacle is connected to PRS, please disconnect, then connect to PUS.


My God. I hate this. No, I don't hate this; I absolutely loathe it! I'm a real-estate agent, not a jury!

Perhaps I should explain: Since the murder of Mr. Brilbee, things have gone from bad to worse. Apparently, M&P have decided that I should attend each hearing related to the incident. Their reasoning behind this, I cannot fathom.

Every day, I wake up, have a cup of coffee, (though I prefer tea, must have coffee to wake me up faster) and go the courthouse. I sit and listen to men in powdered wigs read papers, argue, read more papers, argue some more, then call a recess. I grab a bite to eat, then go back. I have not payed any mind to half of what has been said, much like when a workhouse manager gives me the grand tour.

At the end of the day, I stop by the pub for a meal and a drink, then I go straight to bed. I can never be bothered to write anything about my day because of how dull it was.

Needless to say, as I have already said it: I loathe this greatly. I wish Mr. Brilbee had never died. He had much to live for, and I would not be in this situation.

Maybe when this damnable situation is over, I will entertain you with more posts of my adventures in real estate. For now, goodnight.

 J.T. Marker